BIKER BABE

"WOW! Look at the chick on the back of that cool bike! She is awesome--the doggie chick that is, the bike it not bad either." I hear comments like that whenever I decide to go for a ride. I needed to get a bike for my next adventure. I have to go undercover as a biker babe in order to infiltrate a gang of nasty pups who are riding their choppers through local fields destroying the land as they go. I need to find out why they are being so destructive. What is behind the behavior. I think they are a break off group from the wild dog pack I have been working undercover with for some time. Seems like one thing leads to another. No biggie for Crazy Stella. I always get to the bottom of mysterious actions. I will keep you posted on my leads and let you know why these pups are so determined to make enemies. This mission may take awhile, the feel of the wind in my face and the power in my hands is so exhilarating besides I think I strike quite the pose...don't you?

SPA TIME

Well, it happens to everyone...bath time. I am not really fond of the whole getting water in my eyes thing. I know some of my pals go to "doggie spas" to get pampered, brushed and facials..yes facials--blueberry for those of us with white fur. They say it makes them feel special and the blueberry makes their white fur glow. Zee, of course, feels she can do the job herself and save a few bucks! I bet if I let my inner dog (German Shepherd) come out, she would not have so much fun dunking me in the kitchen sink! I have to admit , reluctantly, I do feel better after my bath. I am always anxious to go outside and roll in something. I love the look on Zee's face...it is priceless.
Here is a picture of me at my "spa". Notice the hair dryer. Zee styles my perfect white fur, I allow this for about five minutes, then I am done with the whole process. A little spritz of my favorite pooch cologne and I am ready--"LET'S ROLL!!!!!"

RAINING CATS AND--UMMM NOT THIS DOG

Well, it is raining cats and ooops--not dogs, or at least not this one. You see, I really got into trouble today. I love the mud. Zee let me go out onto the porch for a little R&R today as it seemed a safe place for me since it is really raining and my normal "play" area is wet and nasty (just the way I like it). So, Zee thought she was so smart(we have already covered the fact that this is just not the case) by putting a leash on me. As soon as she closed the door I jumped the porch and landed right in the middle of a yummy mud hole. Yep, you guessed it, the leash was a long one, just the length needed for this Olympic jumper!

When good old Zee checked on me and all she saw was the leash leading under the porch, my hide-out. Well, I gotta tell you I am now housebound. I see a short leash in my future. No biggie for me, I will just assume my real identity( the clever German Shepherd) and break that silly little leash.
I need to check on my next assigment soon. It will be a trip to McKinney, Texas. I am buying a new motor cycle, one invented for the canine rider. I am getting my leathers in order and a special "do-rag" for my fine locks as well as custom feeder to fit on the back. I'll keep you posted and send pictures as soon as the weather permits. Rev them engines--here I come!!!